Strange Estates

BEGGARS AND CHOOSERS

Phrases come to me in the street

like strangers urging: “Spare change?” Some so smart

and glib that I suspect

their credentials outright. Others shock

with ugly incoherence, quicken both

heartbeat and pace. A handful limp

in long-discarded styles that turn

my head in embarrassment. And once

in a while, an easy, bold

original will shove

past them towards me, place an un-

solicited donation in my hand.

Beg

CASES

Museum pieces: Janissary Hun

Berserker Claymore Musket Gatling-gun -

words from which time has buffed away all taint

of fear. We ogle, prod them – static, quaint

as empty, monstrous suits of armour grown

graceful with age – forgetting how our own

hope-obliterating scares, like birds

of prey or rattlesnakes, emerge from words

that might have been selected for their lack

of menace: kneecap aids mug necklace crack.

DATES, VOICES, PLACES

 

Condensation snailing a breeze-block

wall. The 1932 calendar was foxed

and flyspecked. DESERT he said

with a stony half-smile and a lizard edge

to his voice. We carried out

 

brewcans of stewed tea

into a midday; the zinc

shack roof coruscated heatwaves. SMOKE

SIGNALS he spoke, gesturing

 

at a flat-topped butte,

where braves, naked to their leggings,

flapped quivering huge

rings from a damp blanket.

 

YEARS AWAY AND HARMLESS NOW, he said

 

The canyon was a box:

empty and silent; hunters gone

off to line lost cave walls

with enigmatic gestures. GOLD

 

he smiled with a mouth

full of it. His spade-edge rang on rock,

rebounded, clanging. He sat

 

shiftless on a boulder, in a small storm

of hanging dust. QUARRY

snarled a face seamed

like a boot worn smooth of polish – like

dry watercourses. Lake

 

Disappointment, a bleak

voice inside said, as I stood

back in the snow from the vast

sunburnt man with the tin

of tobacco on the ad that read:

GOLD DIGGER.

 

1958 when I was nine.

 

Cases

Dates, Voices

GARDENING

 

You are losing the world, sneered

the cement grey thing

I turned up in the garden – voice

stirring a fringe

of hairs round its smooth, unplumbed

orifice – sorry?

I queried, mock nonchalant,

feigning absorption in my task. You

are the world

and I am eating you, it said.

 

I continued to sort, trim, place. It

held up a plastic sack, picked

blazing chrysanthemums, drained

their orange into it, swung the dozing cat

by the tail till black and white

patches blurred and it fractured, grey

scatter of ash across the soil.

 

Call this a garden, it sneered – well

its not a paradise I said, still…

You and it are compost, take

this plastic sack now, it said, good

for a thousand years, I’ve done

bigger – but by now I had

what I wanted, a last

snip of a withered twig, the whole

 

Monochrome place was infused

with green and blossom, the cool

of turned earth and a plentiful

sprinkling of birdsong. Cheap trick,

it said, as I sliced

my spade through the knobbed

cane of its spine. It hauled

awkwardly off, angling belly through hedge

with a final, over-the-shoulder I’ll be back.

Don’t hurry now,
I said.

 

Gardening

GOLD STARS

 

Well done. The old formula still

invokes a ghost touch: soft

petting of hair with enough charge

to warm my spine, arch it

in purring obedience

Got it right for once.

 

For an instant I transform, become

the fairheaded blue-eyed pet who got

it always right, said the alphabet

backwards as a party trick

for teachers – cried once

at a sum done wrong.

 

If I shook back

black hair from brown eyes, stared down

an outstretched left arm, perhaps

I’d see my five-point silhouette

of hand had grown enough

to blot him out.

Stars

HOMO SAPIENS

As I child I often wondered

why on earth the slow, enormous,

almost brainless brontosaurus

ever let itself be lumbered

with a name so hard to say.

 

As for Java Man! You’d think a

race could hit on a more fitting

image than a bunch of squatting,

imbecilic coffee-drinkers -

I was thankful we’d a name

 

proclaiming mind instead of muscle,

habits, looks. I didn’t bother

wasting thoughts on labels others

might affix when only fossils

of our cleverness remained.

Homo

INSTALMENTS

He woke in his bath missing the soap:

a hard jade tablet that had slipped his grasp;

clasped milky sheets of water that parted, made

amoeba oscillate upon the ceiling.

 

He dozed in lukewarm curl of torpitude,

jerked to the alarm ringing (was that the phone?)

The end of a roll-up adhered to his fingertips,

soaked, unsmokeable, uncurling brown fronds.

 

He dreamt in starts – it was getting crowded;

a toy submarine nudged his coccyx, rotated beneath

huge, bobbing, quartered crabs, bloodflecks on grey

marble tiles, glazed eyes on nylon stalks.

 

He sat up as the water

entered his mouth; palms, wrinkled, white

reached out to realise the mist

which had fled beyond blank walls, had left

him, dreamless, to the rub-a-dub of his heart.

Instal

JUMBLE

I
Easy to sneer,

when callower, at sad

apple-musty books on stalls:

bound sermons in blue

doorstop tomes, trite

Lives of triumph

over the odds. Those old

lifelines were deader

than the sepia-photographed

final Quagga, found inside

some friendless cyclopaedia.

 

II

More difficult with aids

for my own age: Keep Fit

in Half-an-Hour a week! LPs

of Spanish smalltalk, The Complete

Self-Awareness Manual, School

Recorder Books, Bullworkers – skewed

and flaccid-springed.

 

III

Hardest of all, that cheap

redbound Longfellow. On

the flyleaf: To Diane

on her engagement 1964,

from Mum, and underneath:

Read page 162.

The spine still stiff. I counted through,

perused the glib, trochaic metre:

As unto the bow the cord is

So unto the man is woman…

In the margin, in the same hand:

This is lovely! Easy, hard

to fathom what

the daughter had dismissed

 

Note: The Quagga, a zebra-like quadruped, once roamed Cape Province in considerable numbers.
It was driven to extinction in the 1880s.

Jumble

LIFE AFTER DEATH

 

Perhaps they’re acting untoward:

Mum practises computer every night.

My cousin’s got some scheme to fill

the spare-room ceiling-high with packs

of lightbulbs he says he has to test.  Dad’s still

hard at it in the kitchen, trying to fix

the fridge by ultra-violet light -

he won’t eat. 3-year-old Siobhan? She bides

behind the window, twists a black,

damp ringlet round her thumb, ignored,

and remarks the many-coloured world outside.

Life

LONGEST DAY

 

The cat, on heat, slews inching hips

lascivious down our narrow hall,

whingeing like the thin ghost

of a frost-starved infant; yens as though

it wished to bite a segment from the disc

of pregnant moon beyond

these fields of brick.

 

Poised on armchairs’ edges, Maggie

and I make talk across the tidied

room. Conversation flags,

to hang limply, as enormous, dumb

summer evening fills the space

between us. Even the cat

 

Sits now, tucked in silence on the hall

mat. If I stepped

neatly across it, tugged

the awkward front door open, moon’s

full face would stare at mine – until?

Buildings flatten into cornfields

inside my head. We seem to wait

 

In the hub of a vast, revolving

stone quern. A world

is in my wife’s nine-month wide

belly, waiting to emerge.

 

The cat cries again; moon

and feline menace twining

in an instant warp and weft of malign

misgivings: two-headed babies, things

with fins, stuff

not to be dreamt about.

 

My wife smiles,

Time for bed, I suppose.

Is the cat out? I shake my head; we sit,

but make no move as yet.

MAZER

 

Bounding alone, hounded by his own

sound from limestone dale walls, he halloos

through the fleshtrumpet of his palms,

calling across rocks. Big feet, shod

with elm clogs, tread the crazed

lane of stonemarkers, laid out

in another age.

 

Clad chinhigh in rawhide, he

heehaws, scissors a heelclick, spins

on one leg, drubbing out

a rataplan on thighfronts, hotfoots

a tight spiral inwards, legging it

towards the mazeheart -

 

Clearly bare from here, so why

these highjinks? what?

this hobnobbing with rock? Will

he make it to the middle – who,

he apart, could care?  As if

his monkeyshines could make the valley green!

 

A foolhardy onefoot landing tips

him arse over centre stone, lungs

like fired sacking. The cairned

horizon skims the rim

of a chinawhite sky fracturing above

pulsing eyeballs as crows wheel.

 

No
discovery except that, for a while

it was fun to caper, fly.

Longest Day

Mazer

'Certain human beings went pale and started drinking milk.. These genetic peculiarities may have taken thousands of years to become normal in a population, so their origin is obscure.'
Nigel Calder, Timescale

 

MILK - DRINKER

Was not a name the tribe
gave this pale-skinned sport. They called
him fishbelly, mildew, cloud
that hides the sun, ghost, tapeworm, smoke
from a damp fire, woman's discharge.

 

Milk - drinker was his secret
gloating name.. He crooned
untaught tunes by moonlight to the penned
beef-cows, brown as his own
mother, pulled their udders, smiled
to hear the calves complain.

One was a bad joke - two
ill-luck. His sister wasted, died
suckling the bleached girlchild.
None minded that much when he stole
her to his isolated hut. None knew
how he nourished her.

 

She waxed, hair wispier than blown

dandelion, skin pale and thin

as its sap. Procrastinating talk

of the best way with ghosts was cut

short - the lovers fired the thatch

of the hall, seized horses, cattle, rode.

 

Where sun grew weak and none remarked

their oddity. Blue eyes

locking across a shallow bowl

of fermented milk, they pledged

to make whiteness all.

Drinker

MISS/MESS

I’m quickly losing count of all the times

I’ve come across a poem where half-rhymes

are used as stopgaps, but there must be reams

and volumes of such stuff, the verse-scene teems

 

With broken-backed results of misapplied

technique by types who haven’t even played

by their own rules; and so one has to wade

through muddled, sloppy couplets that are wide

 

Of any self-appointed mark. A bard

with normal hearing shouldn’t find it hard

to nail the bull dead-centre – yet the horde

of poets who can’t even hit the board!

Mess

Next

MONITOR

I watch you; all you do is sleep.

I can’t leave you alone for more

than moments at a time. This twisted, frayed

care, bandaging us together through

unravelling years.

 

Coma? No, your smile

disproves that. Besides, you dream;

eyeballs switching beneath

smooth lids to light some hidden scene. I move

in to kiss you, pause, you turn away.

 

Sometimes I’m sure you won’t be there

when I creep out of that bright

talkative party, closing the door

on more weak excuses, promises

to be back soon.

 

The same as before. Each shallow breath

might be your first, rise/falling in pink

light from the scalloped lamp – the sound

almost buried under sudden laughs

at something in the living-room.

 

You won’t die, I ought

to know that now. So why this visiting

of what can’t wake unless I close

that door a last time, switch off the night-

light, cower floorwards into sleep?

NAMING

Sleepless in bed, I lapse to counting sheep.

Like buses long overdue, they creep

past me in threes, with fleeces black as crepe

that slowly spin to webs of practised shape:

 

grey windowpanes, through which the evening star

is visible. Paint-spattered steps. I steer,

on slipshod feet, as scrambled voices jeer

below. Above, the attic door, ajar.

 

A single naked lightbulb serves to burn

dark into shreds. The shape begins its turn

at leisure in the swivel chair; and torn

by various needs, I watch the large head, borne

 

with managerial calm, its blank stone gaze

unfaced as yet. The measured turning goes

on for an age. One finger writes a phrase

slowly in air, familiar letters froze

 

n into stone that slowly crumbles. Weak

with fascination, I regard that sleek

black, jackal head, jaws opening to slake

an endless thirst. It speaks my name. I wake.

NEXT

I

Waiting becomes the ache you went to cure

in the first place – framing a count

held in the head, ticked off

on clenching fingers: her

with the sniffles, Mr Semolina Skin,

a plaster forearm, two sprawled oafs

hur-hurring by the door.

 

Becomes the lost in trivia: dust

whorls hypnotic on the floor the debased

coinage of smalltalk a last

unsolveable crossword clue

 

or a taste: caked linctus with a trace

of licorice, crumbs

distressing the throat, balled

sweepings from a barbershop

that nest in the lungs.

 

Waiting gets longer as time

contracts – a panic

of gathering effects as the last

man in front goes, nodding, through the door.

II

Walking is on transplanted feet

not sewn on right. Navigate

piss-pools, rust-locked apparatus, cracked

basins, attempt the last door on the right.

 

Yes? A writing hand, a hand

extended to the chair. Grin, bungle up

sleeve, make a fist, nonchalant

elbow on desk, gaze at the calendar

hum a tune, forget
to breathe.

III

Now what was

that fuss about. The nurses

are so nice here – just look

at that shiny equipment. Good day!

To the sunfilled empty waiting room, nod

to the chirping bird in a swept street, off

to the café for a cuppa; there’ll be time

to scan graffiti on another day.

 

Monitor

Naming

NOMAD LAND

How come that we

sat up so late last night?

Wasn’t it fun

to gaze into flames

screen and monitor, whispering

fears through the rainsound; we almost saw magic eyes

green between treeboles – discerned

all of our smallness in the face of that shadowy

sound and foliage.

 

Sleep’s blanket thinning, dawn-wind

recalls us; we shift
hipbones on sand, prop chins

on elbows – right to the oceanless

bone horizon, in twos, threes, fives,

emotionless creatures, their closely-

shaved heads an identical

shade of grey, like processed sewage,

turn to gaze at us.

OLD EVENINGS

There were always plenty of people in the room.

As blue smoke scarfed at ceiling height,

the music swelled, ingesting talk, and girls

bobbed, began their dancing.

 

On a bed

slathered with coats, he and she

sat with a waiting look. I gulped red

Spanish wine, turned, groping for a smile.

 

My oldest ex-friend swayed

in silence, then reached over me

and, levering a window out

to blend the spice of summer avenues

with hashish, crushed to ochre dust

on his calloused thumb, remarked: A big

mistake – unstitched the dream.

Nomad

Old

OVER

For Donald

I didn’t resolve the face or what it snarled

for some seconds. Then, pop-pop, like toast,

the words: English bastard emerged as I queued

at the automatic tube ticket

dispenser (NO CHANGE).

 

Spare change?

he’d called lightly on clear

slow-going evenings last summer.

One of the few black beggars I’d seen,

one of the most carefree.

 

And now it was dirt and sores

on his large young pale brown face:

hurt, hate and shouting things.

 

Take care I fumbled for something to say,

slipping him a quid. Turned to the lift,

as the gist of his reply: I always tried

sank in – not present perfect,

simple past.

Over

REQUIEM FOR A SOD

I’m the guy who doesn’t flash his light when turning right in traffic,

I’m a sod
and if I deign to indicate it’s always far too late,

‘cos I’m a sod
I park my Porsche on corners, run red lights, perform on horn
and the bloke who gets one over me’s still waiting to be born.

I’ve the scruples of a tumour, all the charm of hard-core porn -
yes, I’m a sod.

 

No more you’ll hear me gloat or rev my supertuned-up motor;

policeman Plod

can’t chase me with his woo-woo-woo as he was wont to do,

because my bod

together with the remnants of the car in which I larked

once too often (it’s a pity that I never ever harked

to the highway code) have both been towed away and double-parked
beneath the sod.

A Sod

REVERSES

Back from holiday;

his slightly stroked

voice on the answering machine:

“It’s Bob, how do you get past the why…

the wizard on the third stair?” a plea

not for spiritual guidance, but

help in some computer game. “OK Col, er,

bye.”

 

Next message: his wife’s

calm request (had she a cold?)

to phone back. Suspecting the worst -

as always – I dithered, then rang,

was requited. That big

abused heart of his – stopped at last.

 

Replaying the crackling tape, feeling odd,

as in boyhood, when I sat

awaiting my haircut

in the high-winged armchair, browsing

stray tabloid leaves: GIRL MURDERED.

Fuzzy photo, smile, curls. How

could she pose if she was dead? But then,

I wasn’t always such a pessimist.

Reverses

STRANGE ESTATES

To be left alone

on the edge

of a strange estate

with the last bus gone,

 

To stand and ponder,

curse your watch,

as concrete hulks

freight the indigo horizon,

 

And gaze into the middle distance

where a man is taking pains

to overlook his hunkered

defecating dog,

 

Is to miss at first

the voices calling

mister mister mister

missed the bus?

 

Or the man’s soft single

whistle to his dog

before they, both

go briskly off.

Estates

TALL DARK STRANGER

With all due respect to old Father Wystan, the question that nags isn’t: why and when will love come to me – rather: just how will I die?

 

Will I cruise death in some squalid toilet

having twisted my ankle and nutted a flight

of damp steps; will It motion and go through my chest on that thin grey frontier where day blinks back at night;

will I pass on with grace and a motto,

surrounded by weeping dependents, or try

flying out of a window while blotto – oh tell me:

how will I die?

 

Will I snuff it at grand-daughter’s wedding,

quite upstaging the groom – or be slain in my prime
(ie before fifty), another statistic

to refuel the rocketing columns of crime;

will I fall prey to some banner-headline-

cum-shock-horror virus, or crumple and sigh

in my ill-fitting rags in the breadline – oh tell me:

how will I die?

 

Will a mob of fanatics attack me

wielding rockets or rocks; will that overdue flash

pop and fry me along with ex-billion – perhaps

I’ll succumb to a mixture of acid-rain, trash,

soil erosion and sun, when the trees are

all chainsawed – to hell with such questions and give a straight answer to deal with that teaser: so tell me, how shall I live?

Stranger

THAT’S NO LADY!

Who lures you, tripping through the maze;

five senses mobilized to daze

the sixth? Who makes you pay your dues

for walking in her ways? The Muse.

 

Who promises you...something rich

and strange...that’s never quite in reach?

Tide ebbs, she waves goodbye (the bitch)

as you wail, washed-up on the beach.

 

Who thought to gain both lyric prize

and mistress rare? A custard pie’s

more suited to your clownish pose

atop a heap of lumpen prose.

Lady

THE DAY AFTER VALENTINE’S DAY

Happening to bike

home a roundabout way, he took the shift

in weather for spring – envisioning some brisk

red-dustered salute from lines of tall

upper-storey windows – checked

by the uniform march-past

of leafless saplings, shook his head

as if to get it clear.

 

But when he had let himself in

to the flat, ignoring the unsolicited

second-post junk, and stood

staring beyond his unmade bed, an odd

equation between air and skin

induced him not to turn the heating on.

 

Not change, but the immense

stillness preceding it. A low

winding sound from far

traffic. Destinations yawned. That form

on his desk still unfilled.

 

Folding his coat he laid it on a chair

with unwonted tenderness, kept

his new shoes on. The cool quilt

beneath his cheek was plush as the dearest

pincushion heart that calf-love ever bought.

 

He closed his eyes – perhaps to dream a high

serene glass polytechnic, set

in mannered green; be woken slowly by

the cries of children larking down the afternoon.

Velentine's

THE JOB

I. Briefing

It’s in the second drawer down

on the right hand side of the desk

in the front room on the third floor

of the abandoned house.

But watch for that box of letters, you don’t want

to go losing yourself in some old

yellowed range of responses, you’d be there for ages

until they came to fetch you in the car.

 

And the same goes for that cracked

wireless set – it’ll only get

alien stations that ceased transmission

in the Bakelite Age.

Leave it off, unless you’re intending to drown

in a surf of babble, gargled down

by the undertow of yesterday’s airwaves, besides:

you wouldn’t really understand the jokes.

 

Don’t imagine that you’re out

of the house yet. In spite of all

you think you recall, there are still things

you’ve forgotten that might

put you in the wrong corridor; keep an eye

out for sudden movements in the tall

looking-glass, remember to descend the stairs in threes,

and when you cross the landing, close your eyes.

 

A final word of advice:

nothing remains unchanged. The girl

you glimpsed through the hall, brushing her hair

on the last occasion,

will have moved on or be doing something

else with her hands now which you mightn’t like.

Best to ignore the unsure, for example the mail

that’s piled up in the meantime on the mat.

 

In fact, I suspect they’ve switched

the locks, and I’m not even sure

if the street-name’s still the same – suppose

I went on your behalf?

Who’d be the wiser? Besides, it’ll help keep

you safely home in the present. Now,

if you remember to stay in one place, and don’t fret, I’ll bring you something nice when I get back.

II Execution

A mistake, taking shortcuts. The better part

of afternoon spent, lurching from damp

clump to tussock on the verge

of this sprawling watercourse. Orbiting, thin

longwinged insects buzz and dip

beyond reprisal. Sunlight’s staled

to dazzling haze. Metallic tastes,

like the leavings of a catnap, foul your mouth.

 

You’d not cared for that tall

gunned silhouette on the stonewalled

hillcrest. No sense at all

bringing steel, tweeds, a hostile blue

stare into close-up. From the next field,

fattened on spoilheaps, two off-white birds

flapped sluggishly up. You backed and slunk

downhill to flank the wood.

 

The premature evening chill

of woodland infiltrates. TRESPASSERS WILL…

on a broken signboard. What will you,

ducking rusted wireknots, find

different this time? The house -

where your requests for water or ways

out of the wood are always rejected

politely – is never the same.

 

In this phase it is still

to be finished: planks, wheelbarrows, bricks

clutter the site. Though as yet no clock

exists to strike five, the men have gone.

An old coat, hung slack on a keeled

chair’s back, draws you. The thrush

is beginning to sing. Quick, dip

into the pocket, snatch

 

and skedaddle, before any shotgun coughs

reagitate the settling rooks

in the treetops. One of these days

you’ll bungle, be snagged high up -

an example to some – on the very fence

that you’ve just scaled. But for now

there’s something in your pocket, hard road

beneath your feet, and the lights of town below.

III Post-Mortem

One fence left. Good. The dogbarks are a lot

of bricklined lanes back yet. Time enough

to finger the goods you lifted, savour the hot

lustglut in thorax, the wellfed

feel of gloating over virgin loot.

 

Neat how you picked just the right

way across the maze, stepping

deft over traps at the same time

as you somehow amassed a most

respectable haul.

 

It all adds up and what

won’t sell should look good on the walls

of the villa to be got

for ready cash; the other stuff

should prove its uses. Time to move.

 

Who made these fences? Hadn’t a hint,

clearly, of what they’d be up

against; easy take your time

now, swivel, bend knees, relax fingers…

and rest.

 

So. You weren’t quite prepared for this slow,

rained-on open sewer; are those

flat figures on a far bank, or

is it your eyes? Time’s up, your route,

for all its length, ends here like all the rest.

 

No backtracking either; that map

dated as you made it. Time ploughed

up streets in your wake. Something

is remodelling the city – you’d not

recognise it now.

 

Ditch the lot, quick, it’s just junk:

your ring of infallibility, the duck

that quacks nesteggs, your handtinted specs,

the set of keys

there wasn’t time to use.

 

Everything must go, you too; there’s a thing

trampling the fence behind you. Yet,

in the space before it shoves you, or you dive,

you might note that I wrote this as you read it:

still alive.

IV Resolution

The chalet swept of all but sand, you sit

on the one chair by a saltworn door

that leans in on its hinges. The bed’s stripped

to its iron frame; your suitcase stands

ready inside the porch. A summer storm’s

fringes rake the beach – goose-pimpling rain

spatters the pane in slashes, clicks it

like a loose tooth in its socket.

 

Through blue afternoon a rusting tanker marked

the skyline in hieroglyph

of iron, shape mutating as it swung

in ponderous compass. It dipped

from sight when the clouds came. Now you scan

an empty sea, unsure of what

the exact time is. The sand has stopped

your watch. The boat should soon be here.

 

One noon your train slid in

to a bare, shadowed platform. A cat’s tail

was slipping around an open door

marked out to lunch. No one to take

your ticket. Taxis sat

in untended line outside; a still-lit

dog-end smoked on the kerb. You hefted

your heavy case and started for the beach.

 

Now sand sifts through your toes as you trudge

back into the sandhills. The sun

has re-appeared – squeezed like a blood-orange

between cloud-bank and sea,

it gives up its juices. You turn

to the other view: a high, full moon,

pewtering range on range of dunes

that have covered the town.

 

Did you time things wrong? Somewhere at sea,

a horn lows out with the prolonged note

of departure. You slurry down

into the dusk; case rattling

oddly light. The hasps unsnapped,

you pause – pull out a wooden spade,

and, levering up a scoop of seadark sand,

squat down to work.

 

The Job

THE PUSHKIN STANZA

 

The Pushkin stanza has less passion,

to start with, than a coach and four

that step it out in measured fashion

with little hint of what’s in store,

till geldings whinny, rear in panic,

unsettled by the metre’s manic

bellow of faster as it grabs

the whip-hand from the writer, jabs

him with the butt-end, flogging horses

into a frenzy, stands and crows

exultant while the carriage slows

its spanking gallop. Now the course is

almost run. A juddering hitch

of reins – you’re breathless in the ditch.

THE SIRENS

Gentlemen, he announced,

before inserting your earplugs, if

you glance across to port you’ll see we

are about to enter a rather strange

part of the sea. And now would you please

fasten me to the mast.

 

Strange was understatement,

as the galley eased into the huge

lagoon, the mariners nearly broke

stroke in their astonishment. Who had seen

Colours like these in nature? They verged

almost on the toxic.

 

Turquoise, impossible

to pinpoint as being either blue

or green, tinctured the water; sullen

gunmetal blotches puddled it. Curving

frondtips overshadowed them – coral

dipped in viridian.

 

Odysseus discerned,

secreted among limestone the shade

of ancient ivory, the salt-white

bodies of the sirens, and strained against

his bonds expectantly. It beats sex

with anything, yarning

 

seamen had insisted;

and therefore he cocked his ear towards

the rocks and awaited the first faint,

ravishing melodies; quite unprepared

for the hot, shocking whispers of scorn

that punished his eardrums.

 

They say that in bed he...

He bellowed, impotent. His men, safe

in their bowl of silence, thought they missed

harmony, fancied he writhed with delight.

Later, their ears unstopped, he gave them

an edited account.

THESEUS AND ALEXANDER

One prayed that if the skein

untwisted far enough he’d find

and slay the hulking lurker, wind

back out into the sun again.

 

The other smiled, unbound

his knot in one stroke – travelled

off to cut many lifelines, found

an empire death unravelled.

Stanza

Sirens

Theseus

Three Otherwise Monkeys

THREE OTHERWISE MONKEYS

I Prophet

Seaside summer; brown-legged

laid-back girls in slow

pedalos; crazy golf along

the concrete prom; in the air,

small shivering windmills, napkin sized

bright boatsails against the ruled horizon,

 

Which he scanned from beneath the pier.
He knew all the varieties of cloud

from man’s hand to mushroom; saw the underside

of the huge, cool, rotting structure:

big rusted bolts, frayed
cables unfurling, sodden greywood soft
as balsa.

 

Wouldn’t stay to butt a lazy

beachball about, put

out a picnic or pat

sandpalaces into shape; kept

scuttling back to the salt-shadows for

the latest sketchy bulletin

update and forecast

on his frantic transistor.

 

It is not known
how he enjoyed his holiday.

II Sage

Dreamband listening

from the woven gold

wireless speaker in his den. He plied

pen diligently – minutest blue

ink-flecks on dashing gold nib – serene

as the seasons observable in due

course and fashion from the four

windows of his tower

 

South: raindrops budding on fresh twigs

wet washing fetched briskly in

 

West: doves accumulating clouds to make

the candyfloss nest-fortress of Cockaigne

 

North: leaf-stuck lawns enfolded in stroll-home

evening glow as lights wink on across the quad

 

East: cut out goldfoil sun a silver birch like

a well-roped pony neck against the ice-blue sky.

 

in the calm interval

between coffee and lunch he put a foot wrong

searching for the right phrase

took an odd book from the shelves, opened it stopped

 

words blazed

with super-koranic-certitude

SHOWDOWN STRIKE ABUSE

GREEN APE DIRT HOLOCAUST…

and on. His liver chilled

like a chunk of deep-frozen

salt-beef, a three-day stiff

on a zinc slab

 

as facts sank in and the

perfectly sane

radio voice enunciated

dates, statistics, casualties.

 

The phone rang

and rang. He did not answer it,

massaged the bridge of his nose

by the flickering fungus light

of a data screen. Stood up, looked

 

through every window open,

could not see.

III Child

“Such a lousy kid

look at him whingeing: take me home,

with the snot in two candles beneath his nose

nya nya nya nya nya – I wash my hands...”

 

He skulked, sulking

on the party fringes,

those balled-napkin, gift-unwrapped,

streamer-festooned

outskirts, just past feather reach

of an uncurled squeaker, wanting

 

out of the mob hubbub. Open cakeholes;

bubbling orangeade through bent

soggy straws; the overgrown bowl

of amber jelly shaking his private world - “You’ve not touched any of it.” Jeering

 

in silence at cockeyed

paper crowns, failed crackers, bad

songs with worse actions, wishing

 

it over and one with – the great

table keeled in a sea of smashed

plates and crusts, thawed ice-cream curled

yellow in saucers, blancmange trailing

curly tendrils and that lot

silent for good. Clutching

 

a leadheavy slab of wrapped

cake by the jackfrosted

glass door in the porch, parroting

thankyouforhavingme. Imagining

 

he’d sneaked upstairs while Murder in the Dark

was on, eased an unlocked door

open onto blue velvet

drapes, greengold geometries

of carpet and a dark woman, seated
by a silent harp

 

She wordlessly passed him a stiff

silver crown, a foursquare parcel in thick

navy blue paper, plus all the time

he wanted to undo.
He closed his eyes.

 

TRIPPED

Slow spider spinning rainbow fog grows out

of the driftwood fireplace

ash everywhere

and on my fingers too.

 

My fingers aren’t my own, a tide

of wishes pulls sideways across the room

watch my own name

breathed in mirror-writing

high over mantelpiece

 

Light weaving in living room

room full of songsnatches

giddy ceiling shadows all at sea – best

sit a while far phone rings listen slowly
by degrees

 

taste patterns trace palaces across the tongue

behind eyelid visions of tracery drift sideways

electrified intricate greenery, roses, black

floating threads

 

Dreams twisting cold around housescapes

 

Yet through the french-windows had almost forgotten:

in sunlit garden, diagrams show how

the sea in foliage

whirls in the greenery

worlds in the greenery

 

While back at headquarters, ran

sacked palaces cold whispers tinsel rust black mold cracked

skulls backyards dogturds chipboard, plastic crap

 

and so forth etcetera. Personal Warning:

this maybe gone on for some time.

Tripped

UNBEATABLE OFFER!

Since enrolment at Eton would empty the Swinburne Society

coffers; because winter bathing is risky and rough;

as Watts-Dunton’s domain, where he pined in secluded sobriety

has all the get-up-and-go of a plate of plum-duff,

we offer instead an array of approved and selected

newsagent’s windows where members can choose from such joys

as: Manners taught. Tanya Hyde – Governess. Homework corrected.

And (our bargain this month): Bottom marks for impertinent boys.

Offer

VASE/FACES

To start with, you may realise

two facing profiles, filled in black:

like this - but is it otherwise?

They disappear and then are back,

 

two facing profiles, filled in black:

or should it be a jar of light?

They disappear and then are back,

the day is followed by the night.

 

Or should it be a jar of light?

It must be this or that you say.

The day is followed by the night:

but then the night precedes the day.

 

It must be this or that you say?

Why deal in terms like good and bad?

But then the night precedes the day;

the two at once would drive you mad.

 

Why deal in terms like good and bad?

Why make a choice between the two?

the two at once would drive you mad -

that’s all I have to say to you.

 

Why make a choice between the two?

Because we’ve done it all along.

That’s all I have to say to you;

of course, I could have got things wrong

 

because we’ve done it all along

like this – but is it otherwise?

Of course, I could have got things wrong

to start with, you may realise.

 

vase/faces

VOICE

Sorry, can’t spare you long. I’ve got work

long-range forecasts and suchlike in mind

but seeing as you’re one I know from before

I’ll – the things that I do to be kind -

 

Well, I’ll linger and chat for a while

I’ve got stuff you just might want to see,

power status and kicks – yes the usual mix,

with some entropy thrown in for free.

 

Never mind that you’ve seen it before

It gets bigger, more hard, all the time

(like a porno erection): my latest selection

of hunger consumption and crime.

 

And it’s do no stop it oh please

it’s the horror the knowing the pain

and the fear in their eyes at the latest surprise

as I play it again and again.

 

So don’t bother to think you’ll escape

me, you won’t: shake me off and grow older

a while and apace – then the look on your face

when I tap you once more on the shoulder.

 

What’s that? You’re not pulling the plug

hanging up going to call it a day?

Now just listen here son, such a thing isn’t done

I’m the boss around here, what I say -

 

Voice

WALTZERS

Were what you liked most at the fair,

feared and liked – when you were locked in

there was no backtracking.

                                             The buildup

of impetus, an insolent

tattooed hand taking your cash, rock

music pumped up from speakers, rush

of adrenaline – blood to the head as you spin

round in the cracker-bright cartons flipped

wristily outwards and back

in with a whiplash swoop.

                                           Breath

whooping chestily, knuckles

taut as chickenskin, face

a rictus mask. Mirroring

your partner’s high fear.

                                        Right

at the moment you can’t

take an instant more, the gradual

calmdown, slack

racketing wooden floor traversed

by the easy attendant dodging

to unbar you from your car.

                                               A dot-

and-carry-one off the deck, down

that ramp towards worn earth which rushed

up as if it wished

to reclaim you.

 

Waltzers

WIDE LOAD

Here comes one more

of those objects we never

discuss – prehistoric

horn a-bawl, setting spoons

and coffee cups all

of a zither; its light ricocheting blue

ice off our mouthing faces

and the café frontage.

 

Attended by gauntleted, squat,

signallers on motorbikes; it rears

stories high, a long, oblong

milk-white container so blank

your hand would skid away

instantly – without recall

of texture, give,

temperature or mass.

 

Heads averted, we squint in the slip-

stream of its crawling pomp, hunch

shoulders, lip-read, breathe

in sips, till noise

and size dwindle; exhale

like undone balloons,

shrug, resume

our disagreement.

Wide

YOU ARE HERE

Arcades whose medalled doormen leer

through hanging gardens, tier on tier

of lilies to the stratosphere -

you missed that turnoff, now you’re on

the road which leads to Babylon.

 

Where wayside vendors, taking pains

to suit all comers, hold up chains,

keys, rubber gloves with faecal stains

and divers manuals upon

the unplumbed sinks of Babylon.

 

A prophet sights his golden cow,

kicks up a rabid, holy row;

it ambles past him anyhow.

He grits his loins, one sandal gone,

and hops it back to Babylon.

 

Pursued by dog-packs, trailing wires

from skulls, past minarets, domes, spires,

mixed smoke from barbecues and pyres.

Inhale, relax and radio on,

just motor into Babylon.

 

Think! This was once a wind-stirred track

through desert, with a total lack

of all amenities. Turn back?

You’re joking; it’s become the one-

way system – pride of Babylon.

 

 

 

 

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  • BEGGARS AND CHOOSERS

    Phrases come to me in the street

    like strangers urging: “Spare change?” Some so smart

    and glib that I suspect

    their credentials outright. Others shock

    with ugly incoherence, quicken both

    heartbeat and pace. A handful limp

    in long-discarded styles that turn

    my head in embarrassment. And once

    in a while, an easy, bold

    original will shove

    past them towards me, place an un-

    solicited donation in my hand.

  • CASES

    Museum pieces: Janissary Hun

    Berserker Claymore Musket Gatling-gun -

    words from which time has buffed away all taint

    of fear. We ogle, prod them – static, quaint

    as empty, monstrous suits of armour grown

    graceful with age – forgetting how our own

    hope-obliterating scares, like birds

    of prey or rattlesnakes, emerge from words

    that might have been selected for their lack

    of menace: kneecap aids mug necklace crack.

  • DATES, VOICES, PLACES

    Condensation snailing a breeze-block

    wall. The 1932 calendar was foxed

    and flyspecked. DESERT he said

    with a stony half-smile and a lizard edge

    to his voice. We carried out

     

    brewcans of stewed tea

    into a midday; the zinc

    shack roof coruscated heatwaves. SMOKE

    SIGNALS he spoke, gesturing

     

    at a flat-topped butte,

    where braves, naked to their leggings,

    flapped quivering huge

    rings from a damp blanket.

     

    YEARS AWAY AND HARMLESS NOW, he said

     

    The canyon was a box:

    empty and silent; hunters gone

    off to line lost cave walls

    with enigmatic gestures. GOLD

     

    he smiled with a mouth

    full of it. His spade-edge rang on rock,

    rebounded, clanging. He sat

     

    shiftless on a boulder, in a small storm

    of hanging dust. QUARRY

    snarled a face seamed

    like a boot worn smooth of polish – like

    dry watercourses. Lake

     

    Disappointment, a bleak

    voice inside said, as I stood

    back in the snow from the vast

    sunburnt man with the tin

    of tobacco on the ad that read:

    GOLD DIGGER.

     

    1958 when I was nine.

  • GARDENING

    You are losing the world, sneered

    the cement grey thing

    I turned up in the garden – voice

    stirring a fringe

    of hairs round its smooth, unplumbed

    orifice – sorry?

    I queried, mock nonchalant,

    feigning absorption in my task. You

    are the world

    and I am eating you, it said.

     

    I continued to sort, trim, place. It

    held up a plastic sack, picked

    blazing chrysanthemums, drained

    their orange into it, swung the dozing cat

    by the tail till black and white

    patches blurred and it fractured, grey

    scatter of ash across the soil.

     

    Call this a garden, it sneered – well

    its not a paradise I said, still…

    You and it are compost, take

    this plastic sack now, it said, good

    for a thousand years, I’ve done

    bigger – but by now I had

    what I wanted, a last

    snip of a withered twig, the whole

     

    Monochrome place was infused

    with green and blossom, the cool

    of turned earth and a plentiful

    sprinkling of birdsong. Cheap trick,

    it said, as I sliced

    my spade through the knobbed

    cane of its spine. It hauled

    awkwardly off, angling belly through hedge

    with a final, over-the-shoulder I’ll be back.

    Don’t hurry now,
    I said.

  • GOLD STARS

    Well done. The old formula still

    invokes a ghost touch: soft

    petting of hair with enough charge

    to warm my spine, arch it

    in purring obedience

    Got it right for once.

     

    For an instant I transform, become

    the fairheaded blue-eyed pet who got

    it always right, said the alphabet

    backwards as a party trick

    for teachers – cried once

    at a sum done wrong.

     

    If I shook back

    black hair from brown eyes, stared down

    an outstretched left arm, perhaps

    I’d see my five-point silhouette

    of hand had grown enough

    to blot him out.

  • HOMO SAPIENS

    As I child I often wondered

    why on earth the slow, enormous,

    almost brainless brontosaurus

    ever let itself be lumbered

    with a name so hard to say.

     

    As for Java Man! You’d think a

    race could hit on a more fitting

    image than a bunch of squatting,

    imbecilic coffee-drinkers -

    I was thankful we’d a name

     

    proclaiming mind instead of muscle,

    habits, looks. I didn’t bother

    wasting thoughts on labels others

    might affix when only fossils

    of our cleverness remained.

  • INSTALMENTS

    He woke in his bath missing the soap:

    a hard jade tablet that had slipped his grasp;

    clasped milky sheets of water that parted, made

    amoeba oscillate upon the ceiling.

     

    He dozed in lukewarm curl of torpitude,

    jerked to the alarm ringing (was that the phone?)

    The end of a roll-up adhered to his fingertips,

    soaked, unsmokeable, uncurling brown fronds.

     

    He dreamt in starts – it was getting crowded;

    a toy submarine nudged his coccyx, rotated beneath

    huge, bobbing, quartered crabs, bloodflecks on grey

    marble tiles, glazed eyes on nylon stalks.

     

    He sat up as the water

    entered his mouth; palms, wrinkled, white

    reached out to realise the mist

    which had fled beyond blank walls, had left

    him, dreamless, to the rub-a-dub of his heart.

  • JUMBLE

    I
    Easy to sneer,

    when callower, at sad

    apple-musty books on stalls:

    bound sermons in blue

    doorstop tomes, trite

    Lives of triumph

    over the odds. Those old

    lifelines were deader

    than the sepia-photographed

    final Quagga, found inside

    some friendless cyclopaedia.

     

    II

    More difficult with aids

    for my own age: Keep Fit

    in Half-an-Hour a week! LPs

    of Spanish smalltalk, The Complete

    Self-Awareness Manual, School

    Recorder Books, Bullworkers – skewed

    and flaccid-springed.

     

    III

    Hardest of all, that cheap

    redbound Longfellow. On

    the flyleaf: To Diane

    on her engagement 1964,

    from Mum, and underneath:

    Read page 162.

    The spine still stiff. I counted through,

    perused the glib, trochaic metre:

    As unto the bow the cord is

    So unto the man is woman…

    In the margin, in the same hand:

    This is lovely! Easy, hard

    to fathom what

    the daughter had dismissed

     

    Note: The Quagga, a zebra-like quadruped, once roamed
    Cape Province in considerable numbers.
    It was driven to extinction in the 1880s.

  • LIFE AFTER DEATH

    Perhaps they’re acting untoward:

    Mum practises computer every night.

    My cousin’s got some scheme to fill

    the spare-room ceiling-high with packs

    of lightbulbs he says he has to test.  Dad’s still

    hard at it in the kitchen, trying to fix

    the fridge by ultra-violet light -

    he won’t eat. 3-year-old Siobhan? She bides

    behind the window, twists a black,

    damp ringlet round her thumb, ignored,

    and remarks the many-coloured world outside.

  • LONGEST DAY

    The cat, on heat, slews inching hips

    lascivious down our narrow hall,

    whingeing like the thin ghost

    of a frost-starved infant; yens as though

    it wished to bite a segment from the disc

    of pregnant moon beyond

    these fields of brick.

     

    Poised on armchairs’ edges, Maggie

    and I make talk across the tidied

    room. Conversation flags,

    to hang limply, as enormous, dumb

    summer evening fills the space

    between us. Even the cat

     

    Sits now, tucked in silence on the hall

    mat. If I stepped

    neatly across it, tugged

    the awkward front door open, moon’s

    full face would stare at mine – until?

    Buildings flatten into cornfields

    inside my head. We seem to wait

     

    In the hub of a vast, revolving

    stone quern. A world

    is in my wife’s nine-month wide

    belly, waiting to emerge.

     

    The cat cries again; moon

    and feline menace twining

    in an instant warp and weft of malign

    misgivings: two-headed babies, things

    with fins, stuff

    not to be dreamt about.

     

    My wife smiles,

    Time for bed, I suppose.

    Is the cat out? I shake my head; we sit,

    but make no move as yet.

  • MAZER

    Bounding alone, hounded by his own

    sound from limestone dale walls, he halloos

    through the fleshtrumpet of his palms,

    calling across rocks. Big feet, shod

    with elm clogs, tread the crazed

    lane of stonemarkers, laid out

    in another age.

     

    Clad chinhigh in rawhide, he

    heehaws, scissors a heelclick, spins

    on one leg, drubbing out

    a rataplan on thighfronts, hotfoots

    a tight spiral inwards, legging it

    towards the mazeheart -

     

    Clearly bare from here, so why

    these highjinks? what?

    this hobnobbing with rock? Will

    he make it to the middle – who,

    he apart, could care?  As if

    his monkeyshines could make the valley green!

     

    A foolhardy onefoot landing tips

    him arse over centre stone, lungs

    like fired sacking. The cairned

    horizon skims the rim

    of a chinawhite sky fracturing above

    pulsing eyeballs as crows wheel.

     

    No
    discovery except that, for a while

    it was fun to caper, fly.

  • MILK - DRINKER

    'Certain human beings went pale and started drinking milk.. These genetic peculiarities may have taken thousands of years to become normal in a population, so their origin is obscure.'
    Nigel Calder, Timescale

     


    Was not a name the tribe
    gave this pale-skinned sport. They called
    him fishbelly, mildew, cloud
    that hides the sun, ghost, tapeworm, smoke
    from a damp fire, woman's discharge.

     

    Milk - drinker was his secret
    gloating name.. He crooned
    untaught tunes by moonlight to the penned
    beef-cows, brown as his own
    mother, pulled their udders, smiled
    to hear the calves complain.

    One was a bad joke - two
    ill-luck. His sister wasted, died
    suckling the bleached girlchild.
    None minded that much when he stole
    her to his isolated hut. None knew
    how he nourished her.

     

    She waxed, hair wispier than blown

    dandelion, skin pale and thin

    as its sap. Procrastinating talk

    of the best way with ghosts was cut

    short - the lovers fired the thatch

    of the hall, seized horses, cattle, rode.

     

    Where sun grew weak and none remarked

    their oddity. Blue eyes

    locking across a shallow bowl

    of fermented milk, they pledged

    to make whiteness all.

  • MONITOR

    I watch you; all you do is sleep.

    I can’t leave you alone for more

    than moments at a time. This twisted, frayed

    care, bandaging us together through

    unravelling years.

     

    Coma? No, your smile

    disproves that. Besides, you dream;

    eyeballs switching beneath

    smooth lids to light some hidden scene. I move

    in to kiss you, pause, you turn away.

     

    Sometimes I’m sure you won’t be there

    when I creep out of that bright

    talkative party, closing the door

    on more weak excuses, promises

    to be back soon.

     

    The same as before. Each shallow breath

    might be your first, rise/falling in pink

    light from the scalloped lamp – the sound

    almost buried under sudden laughs

    at something in the living-room.

     

    You won’t die, I ought

    to know that now. So why this visiting

    of what can’t wake unless I close

    that door a last time, switch off the night-

    light, cower floorwards into sleep?

  • MISS/MESS

    I’m quickly losing count of all the times

    I’ve come across a poem where half-rhymes

    are used as stopgaps, but there must be reams

    and volumes of such stuff, the verse-scene teems

     

    With broken-backed results of misapplied

    technique by types who haven’t even played

    by their own rules; and so one has to wade

    through muddled, sloppy couplets that are wide

     

    Of any self-appointed mark. A bard

    with normal hearing shouldn’t find it hard

    to nail the bull dead-centre – yet the horde

    of poets who can’t even hit the board!

  • NAMING

    Sleepless in bed, I lapse to counting sheep.

    Like buses long overdue, they creep

    past me in threes, with fleeces black as crepe

    that slowly spin to webs of practised shape:

     

    grey windowpanes, through which the evening star

    is visible. Paint-spattered steps. I steer,

    on slipshod feet, as scrambled voices jeer

    below. Above, the attic door, ajar.

     

    A single naked lightbulb serves to burn

    dark into shreds. The shape begins its turn

    at leisure in the swivel chair; and torn

    by various needs, I watch the large head, borne

     

    with managerial calm, its blank stone gaze

    unfaced as yet. The measured turning goes

    on for an age. One finger writes a phrase

    slowly in air, familiar letters froze

     

    n into stone that slowly crumbles. Weak

    with fascination, I regard that sleek

    black, jackal head, jaws opening to slake

    an endless thirst. It speaks my name. I wake.

  • NEXT

    I

    Waiting becomes the ache you went to cure

    in the first place – framing a count

    held in the head, ticked off

    on clenching fingers: her

    with the sniffles, Mr Semolina Skin,

    a plaster forearm, two sprawled oafs

    hur-hurring by the door.

     

    Becomes the lost in trivia: dust

    whorls hypnotic on the floor the debased

    coinage of smalltalk a last

    unsolveable crossword clue

     

    or a taste: caked linctus with a trace

    of licorice, crumbs

    distressing the throat, balled

    sweepings from a barbershop

    that nest in the lungs.

     

    Waiting gets longer as time

    contracts – a panic

    of gathering effects as the last

    man in front goes, nodding, through the door.

    II

    Walking is on transplanted feet

    not sewn on right. Navigate

    piss-pools, rust-locked apparatus, cracked

    basins, attempt the last door on the right.

     

    Yes? A writing hand, a hand

    extended to the chair. Grin, bungle up

    sleeve, make a fist, nonchalant

    elbow on desk, gaze at the calendar

    hum a tune, forget
    to breathe.

    III

    Now what was

    that fuss about. The nurses

    are so nice here – just look

    at that shiny equipment. Good day!

    To the sunfilled empty waiting room, nod

    to the chirping bird in a swept street, off

    to the café for a cuppa; there’ll be time

    to scan graffiti on another day.

  • NOMAD LAND

    How come that we

    sat up so late last night?

    Wasn’t it fun

    to gaze into flames

    screen and monitor, whispering

    fears through the rainsound; we almost saw magic eyes

    green between treeboles – discerned

    all of our smallness in the face of that shadowy

    sound and foliage.

     

    Sleep’s blanket thinning, dawn-wind

    recalls us; we shift
    hipbones on sand, prop chins

    on elbows – right to the oceanless

    bone horizon, in twos, threes, fives,

    emotionless creatures, their closely-

    shaved heads an identical

    shade of grey, like processed sewage,

    turn to gaze at us.

  • OLD EVENINGS

    There were always plenty of people in the room.

    As blue smoke scarfed at ceiling height,

    the music swelled, ingesting talk, and girls

    bobbed, began their dancing.

     

    On a bed

    slathered with coats, he and she

    sat with a waiting look. I gulped red

    Spanish wine, turned, groping for a smile.

     

    My oldest ex-friend swayed

    in silence, then reached over me

    and, levering a window out

    to blend the spice of summer avenues

    with hashish, crushed to ochre dust

    on his calloused thumb, remarked: A big

    mistake – unstitched the dream.

  • OVER

    For Donald

    I didn’t resolve the face or what it snarled

    for some seconds. Then, pop-pop, like toast,

    the words: English bastard emerged as I queued

    at the automatic tube ticket

    dispenser (NO CHANGE).

     

    Spare change?

    he’d called lightly on clear

    slow-going evenings last summer.

    One of the few black beggars I’d seen,

    one of the most carefree.

     

    And now it was dirt and sores

    on his large young pale brown face:

    hurt, hate and shouting things.

     

    Take care I fumbled for something to say,

    slipping him a quid. Turned to the lift,

    as the gist of his reply: I always tried

    sank in – not present perfect,

    simple past.

  • REQUIEM FOR A SOD

    I’m the guy who doesn’t flash his light when turning right in traffic,

    I’m a sod
    and if I deign to indicate it’s always far too late,

    ‘cos I’m a sod
    I park my Porsche on corners, run red lights, perform on horn
    and the bloke who gets one over me’s still waiting to be born.

    I’ve the scruples of a tumour, all the charm of hard-core porn -
    yes, I’m a sod.

     

    No more you’ll hear me gloat or rev my supertuned-up motor;

    policeman Plod

    can’t chase me with his woo-woo-woo as he was wont to do,

    because my bod

    together with the remnants of the car in which I larked

    once too often (it’s a pity that I never ever harked

    to the highway code) have both been towed away and double-parked
    beneath the sod.

  • REVERSES

    Back from holiday;

    his slightly stroked

    voice on the answering machine:

    “It’s Bob, how do you get past the why…

    the wizard on the third stair?” a plea

    not for spiritual guidance, but

    help in some computer game. “OK Col, er,

    bye.”

     

    Next message: his wife’s

    calm request (had she a cold?)

    to phone back. Suspecting the worst -

    as always – I dithered, then rang,

    was requited. That big

    abused heart of his – stopped at last.

     

    Replaying the crackling tape, feeling odd,

    as in boyhood, when I sat

    awaiting my haircut

    in the high-winged armchair, browsing

    stray tabloid leaves: GIRL MURDERED.

    Fuzzy photo, smile, curls. How

    could she pose if she was dead? But then,

    I wasn’t always such a pessimist.

  • STRANGE ESTATES

    To be left alone

    on the edge

    of a strange estate

    with the last bus gone,

     

    To stand and ponder,

    curse your watch,

    as concrete hulks

    freight the indigo horizon,

     

    And gaze into the middle distance

    where a man is taking pains

    to overlook his hunkered

    defecating dog,

     

    Is to miss at first

    the voices calling

    mister mister mister

    missed the bus?

     

    Or the man’s soft single

    whistle to his dog

    before they, both

    go briskly off.

  • TALL DARK STRANGER

    With all due respect to old Father Wystan, the question that nags isn’t: why and when will love come to me – rather: just how will I die?

     

    Will I cruise death in some squalid toilet

    having twisted my ankle and nutted a flight

    of damp steps; will It motion and go through my chest on that thin grey frontier where day blinks back at night;

    will I pass on with grace and a motto,

    surrounded by weeping dependents, or try

    flying out of a window while blotto – oh tell me:

    how will I die?

     

    Will I snuff it at grand-daughter’s wedding,

    quite upstaging the groom – or be slain in my prime
    (ie before fifty), another statistic

    to refuel the rocketing columns of crime;

    will I fall prey to some banner-headline-

    cum-shock-horror virus, or crumple and sigh

    in my ill-fitting rags in the breadline – oh tell me:

    how will I die?

     

    Will a mob of fanatics attack me

    wielding rockets or rocks; will that overdue flash

    pop and fry me along with ex-billion – perhaps

    I’ll succumb to a mixture of acid-rain, trash,

    soil erosion and sun, when the trees are

    all chainsawed – to hell with such questions and give a straight answer to deal with that teaser: so tell me, how shall I live?

  • THAT’S NO LADY!

    Who lures you, tripping through the maze;

    five senses mobilized to daze

    the sixth? Who makes you pay your dues

    for walking in her ways? The Muse.

     

    Who promises you...something rich

    and strange...that’s never quite in reach?

    Tide ebbs, she waves goodbye (the bitch)

    as you wail, washed-up on the beach.

     

    Who thought to gain both lyric prize

    and mistress rare? A custard pie’s

    more suited to your clownish pose

    atop a heap of lumpen prose.

  • THE DAY AFTER VALENTINE’S DAY

    Happening to bike

    home a roundabout way, he took the shift

    in weather for spring – envisioning some brisk

    red-dustered salute from lines of tall

    upper-storey windows – checked

    by the uniform march-past

    of leafless saplings, shook his head

    as if to get it clear.

     

    But when he had let himself in

    to the flat, ignoring the unsolicited

    second-post junk, and stood

    staring beyond his unmade bed, an odd

    equation between air and skin

    induced him not to turn the heating on.

     

    Not change, but the immense

    stillness preceding it. A low

    winding sound from far

    traffic. Destinations yawned. That form

    on his desk still unfilled.

     

    Folding his coat he laid it on a chair

    with unwonted tenderness, kept

    his new shoes on. The cool quilt

    beneath his cheek was plush as the dearest

    pincushion heart that calf-love ever bought.

     

    He closed his eyes – perhaps to dream a high

    serene glass polytechnic, set

    in mannered green; be woken slowly by

    the cries of children larking down the afternoon.

  • THE JOB

    I. Briefing

    It’s in the second drawer down

    on the right hand side of the desk

    in the front room on the third floor

    of the abandoned house.

    But watch for that box of letters, you don’t want

    to go losing yourself in some old

    yellowed range of responses, you’d be there for ages

    until they came to fetch you in the car.

     

    And the same goes for that cracked

    wireless set – it’ll only get

    alien stations that ceased transmission

    in the Bakelite Age.

    Leave it off, unless you’re intending to drown

    in a surf of babble, gargled down

    by the undertow of yesterday’s airwaves, besides:

    you wouldn’t really understand the jokes.

     

    Don’t imagine that you’re out

    of the house yet. In spite of all

    you think you recall, there are still things

    you’ve forgotten that might

    put you in the wrong corridor; keep an eye

    out for sudden movements in the tall

    looking-glass, remember to descend the stairs in threes,

    and when you cross the landing, close your eyes.

     

    A final word of advice:

    nothing remains unchanged. The girl

    you glimpsed through the hall, brushing her hair

    on the last occasion,

    will have moved on or be doing something

    else with her hands now which you mightn’t like.

    Best to ignore the unsure, for example the mail

    that’s piled up in the meantime on the mat.

     

    In fact, I suspect they’ve switched

    the locks, and I’m not even sure

    if the street-name’s still the same – suppose

    I went on your behalf?

    Who’d be the wiser? Besides, it’ll help keep

    you safely home in the present. Now,

    if you remember to stay in one place, and don’t fret, I’ll bring you something nice when I get back.

    II Execution

    A mistake, taking shortcuts. The better part

    of afternoon spent, lurching from damp

    clump to tussock on the verge

    of this sprawling watercourse. Orbiting, thin

    longwinged insects buzz and dip

    beyond reprisal. Sunlight’s staled

    to dazzling haze. Metallic tastes,

    like the leavings of a catnap, foul your mouth.

     

    You’d not cared for that tall

    gunned silhouette on the stonewalled

    hillcrest. No sense at all

    bringing steel, tweeds, a hostile blue

    stare into close-up. From the next field,

    fattened on spoilheaps, two off-white birds

    flapped sluggishly up. You backed and slunk

    downhill to flank the wood.

     

    The premature evening chill

    of woodland infiltrates. TRESPASSERS WILL…

    on a broken signboard. What will you,

    ducking rusted wireknots, find

    different this time? The house -

    where your requests for water or ways

    out of the wood are always rejected

    politely – is never the same.

     

    In this phase it is still

    to be finished: planks, wheelbarrows, bricks

    clutter the site. Though as yet no clock

    exists to strike five, the men have gone.

    An old coat, hung slack on a keeled

    chair’s back, draws you. The thrush

    is beginning to sing. Quick, dip

    into the pocket, snatch

     

    and skedaddle, before any shotgun coughs

    reagitate the settling rooks

    in the treetops. One of these days

    you’ll bungle, be snagged high up -

    an example to some – on the very fence

    that you’ve just scaled. But for now

    there’s something in your pocket, hard road

    beneath your feet, and the lights of town below.

    III Post-Mortem

    One fence left. Good. The dogbarks are a lot

    of bricklined lanes back yet. Time enough

    to finger the goods you lifted, savour the hot

    lustglut in thorax, the wellfed

    feel of gloating over virgin loot.

     

    Neat how you picked just the right

    way across the maze, stepping

    deft over traps at the same time

    as you somehow amassed a most

    respectable haul.

     

    It all adds up and what

    won’t sell should look good on the walls

    of the villa to be got

    for ready cash; the other stuff

    should prove its uses. Time to move.

     

    Who made these fences? Hadn’t a hint,

    clearly, of what they’d be up

    against; easy take your time

    now, swivel, bend knees, relax fingers…

    and rest.

     

    So. You weren’t quite prepared for this slow,

    rained-on open sewer; are those

    flat figures on a far bank, or

    is it your eyes? Time’s up, your route,

    for all its length, ends here like all the rest.

     

    No backtracking either; that map

    dated as you made it. Time ploughed

    up streets in your wake. Something

    is remodelling the city – you’d not

    recognise it now.

     

    Ditch the lot, quick, it’s just junk:

    your ring of infallibility, the duck

    that quacks nesteggs, your handtinted specs,

    the set of keys

    there wasn’t time to use.

     

    Everything must go, you too; there’s a thing

    trampling the fence behind you. Yet,

    in the space before it shoves you, or you dive,

    you might note that I wrote this as you read it:

    still alive.

    IV Resolution

    The chalet swept of all but sand, you sit

    on the one chair by a saltworn door

    that leans in on its hinges. The bed’s stripped

    to its iron frame; your suitcase stands

    ready inside the porch. A summer storm’s

    fringes rake the beach – goose-pimpling rain

    spatters the pane in slashes, clicks it

    like a loose tooth in its socket.

     

    Through blue afternoon a rusting tanker marked

    the skyline in hieroglyph

    of iron, shape mutating as it swung

    in ponderous compass. It dipped

    from sight when the clouds came. Now you scan

    an empty sea, unsure of what

    the exact time is. The sand has stopped

    your watch. The boat should soon be here.

     

    One noon your train slid in

    to a bare, shadowed platform. A cat’s tail

    was slipping around an open door

    marked out to lunch. No one to take

    your ticket. Taxis sat

    in untended line outside; a still-lit

    dog-end smoked on the kerb. You hefted

    your heavy case and started for the beach.

     

    Now sand sifts through your toes as you trudge

    back into the sandhills. The sun

    has re-appeared – squeezed like a blood-orange

    between cloud-bank and sea,

    it gives up its juices. You turn

    to the other view: a high, full moon,

    pewtering range on range of dunes

    that have covered the town.

     

    Did you time things wrong? Somewhere at sea,

    a horn lows out with the prolonged note

    of departure. You slurry down

    into the dusk; case rattling

    oddly light. The hasps unsnapped,

    you pause – pull out a wooden spade,

    and, levering up a scoop of seadark sand,

    squat down to work.

  • THE PUSHKIN STANZA

    The Pushkin stanza has less passion,

    to start with, than a coach and four

    that step it out in measured fashion

    with little hint of what’s in store,

    till geldings whinny, rear in panic,

    unsettled by the metre’s manic

    bellow of faster as it grabs

    the whip-hand from the writer, jabs

    him with the butt-end, flogging horses

    into a frenzy, stands and crows

    exultant while the carriage slows

    its spanking gallop. Now the course is

    almost run. A juddering hitch

    of reins – you’re breathless in the ditch.

  • THE SIRENS

    Gentlemen, he announced,

    before inserting your earplugs, if

    you glance across to port you’ll see we

    are about to enter a rather strange

    part of the sea. And now would you please

    fasten me to the mast.

     

    Strange was understatement,

    as the galley eased into the huge

    lagoon, the mariners nearly broke

    stroke in their astonishment. Who had seen

    Colours like these in nature? They verged

    almost on the toxic.

     

    Turquoise, impossible

    to pinpoint as being either blue

    or green, tinctured the water; sullen

    gunmetal blotches puddled it. Curving

    frondtips overshadowed them – coral

    dipped in viridian.

     

    Odysseus discerned,

    secreted among limestone the shade

    of ancient ivory, the salt-white

    bodies of the sirens, and strained against

    his bonds expectantly. It beats sex

    with anything, yarning

     

    seamen had insisted;

    and therefore he cocked his ear towards

    the rocks and awaited the first faint,

    ravishing melodies; quite unprepared

    for the hot, shocking whispers of scorn

    that punished his eardrums.

     

    They say that in bed he...

    He bellowed, impotent. His men, safe

    in their bowl of silence, thought they missed

    harmony, fancied he writhed with delight.

    Later, their ears unstopped, he gave them

    an edited account.

  • THESEUS AND ALEXANDER

    One prayed that if the skein

    untwisted far enough he’d find

    and slay the hulking lurker, wind

    back out into the sun again.

     

    The other smiled, unbound

    his knot in one stroke – travelled

    off to cut many lifelines, found

    an empire death unravelled.

  • THREE OTHERWISE MONKEYS

    I Prophet

    Seaside summer; brown-legged

    laid-back girls in slow

    pedalos; crazy golf along

    the concrete prom; in the air,

    small shivering windmills, napkin sized

    bright boatsails against the ruled horizon,

     

    Which he scanned from beneath the pier.
    He knew all the varieties of cloud

    from man’s hand to mushroom; saw the underside

    of the huge, cool, rotting structure:

    big rusted bolts, frayed
    cables unfurling, sodden greywood soft
    as balsa.

     

    Wouldn’t stay to butt a lazy

    beachball about, put

    out a picnic or pat

    sandpalaces into shape; kept

    scuttling back to the salt-shadows for

    the latest sketchy bulletin

    update and forecast

    on his frantic transistor.

     

    It is not known
    how he enjoyed his holiday.

    II Sage

    Dreamband listening

    from the woven gold

    wireless speaker in his den. He plied

    pen diligently – minutest blue

    ink-flecks on dashing gold nib – serene

    as the seasons observable in due

    course and fashion from the four

    windows of his tower

     

    South: raindrops budding on fresh twigs

    wet washing fetched briskly in

     

    West: doves accumulating clouds to make

    the candyfloss nest-fortress of Cockaigne

     

    North: leaf-stuck lawns enfolded in stroll-home

    evening glow as lights wink on across the quad

     

    East: cut out goldfoil sun a silver birch like

    a well-roped pony neck against the ice-blue sky.

     

    in the calm interval

    between coffee and lunch he put a foot wrong

    searching for the right phrase

    took an odd book from the shelves, opened it stopped

     

    words blazed

    with super-koranic-certitude

    SHOWDOWN STRIKE ABUSE

    GREEN APE DIRT HOLOCAUST…

    and on. His liver chilled

    like a chunk of deep-frozen

    salt-beef, a three-day stiff

    on a zinc slab

     

    as facts sank in and the

    perfectly sane

    radio voice enunciated

    dates, statistics, casualties.

     

    The phone rang

    and rang. He did not answer it,

    massaged the bridge of his nose

    by the flickering fungus light

    of a data screen. Stood up, looked

     

    through every window open,

    could not see.

    III Child

    “Such a lousy kid

    look at him whingeing: take me home,

    with the snot in two candles beneath his nose

    nya nya nya nya nya – I wash my hands...”

     

    He skulked, sulking

    on the party fringes,

    those balled-napkin, gift-unwrapped,

    streamer-festooned

    outskirts, just past feather reach

    of an uncurled squeaker, wanting

     

    out of the mob hubbub. Open cakeholes;

    bubbling orangeade through bent

    soggy straws; the overgrown bowl

    of amber jelly shaking his private world - “You’ve not touched any of it.” Jeering

     

    in silence at cockeyed

    paper crowns, failed crackers, bad

    songs with worse actions, wishing

     

    it over and one with – the great

    table keeled in a sea of smashed

    plates and crusts, thawed ice-cream curled

    yellow in saucers, blancmange trailing

    curly tendrils and that lot

    silent for good. Clutching

     

    a leadheavy slab of wrapped

    cake by the jackfrosted

    glass door in the porch, parroting

    thankyouforhavingme. Imagining

     

    he’d sneaked upstairs while Murder in the Dark

    was on, eased an unlocked door

    open onto blue velvet

    drapes, greengold geometries

    of carpet and a dark woman, seated
    by a silent harp

     

    She wordlessly passed him a stiff

    silver crown, a foursquare parcel in thick

    navy blue paper, plus all the time

    he wanted to undo.
    He closed his eyes.

  • TRIPPED

    Slow spider spinning rainbow fog grows out

    of the driftwood fireplace

    ash everywhere

    and on my fingers too.

     

    My fingers aren’t my own, a tide

    of wishes pulls sideways across the room

    watch my own name

    breathed in mirror-writing

    high over mantelpiece

     

    Light weaving in living room

    room full of songsnatches

    giddy ceiling shadows all at sea – best

    sit a while far phone rings listen slowly
    by degrees

     

    taste patterns trace palaces across the tongue

    behind eyelid visions of tracery drift sideways

    electrified intricate greenery, roses, black

    floating threads

     

    Dreams twisting cold around housescapes

     

    Yet through the french-windows had almost forgotten:

    in sunlit garden, diagrams show how

    the sea in foliage

    whirls in the greenery

    worlds in the greenery

     

    While back at headquarters, ran

    sacked palaces cold whispers tinsel rust black mold cracked

    skulls backyards dogturds chipboard, plastic crap

     

    and so forth etcetera. Personal Warning:

    this maybe gone on for some time.

  • UNBEATABLE OFFER!

    Since enrolment at Eton would empty the Swinburne Society

    coffers; because winter bathing is risky and rough;

    as Watts-Dunton’s domain, where he pined in secluded sobriety

    has all the get-up-and-go of a plate of plum-duff,

    we offer instead an array of approved and selected

    newsagent’s windows where members can choose from such joys

    as: Manners taught. Tanya Hyde – Governess. Homework corrected.

    And (our bargain this month): Bottom marks for impertinent boys.

  • VASE/FACES

    To start with, you may realise

    two facing profiles, filled in black:

    like this - but is it otherwise?

    They disappear and then are back,

     

    two facing profiles, filled in black:

    or should it be a jar of light?

    They disappear and then are back,

    the day is followed by the night.

     

    Or should it be a jar of light?

    It must be this or that you say.

    The day is followed by the night:

    but then the night precedes the day.

     

    It must be this or that you say?

    Why deal in terms like good and bad?

    But then the night precedes the day;

    the two at once would drive you mad.

     

    Why deal in terms like good and bad?

    Why make a choice between the two?

    the two at once would drive you mad -

    that’s all I have to say to you.

     

    Why make a choice between the two?

    Because we’ve done it all along.

    That’s all I have to say to you;

    of course, I could have got things wrong

     

    because we’ve done it all along

    like this – but is it otherwise?

    Of course, I could have got things wrong

    to start with, you may realise.

  • VOICE

    Sorry, can’t spare you long. I’ve got work

    long-range forecasts and suchlike in mind

    but seeing as you’re one I know from before

    I’ll – the things that I do to be kind -

     

    Well, I’ll linger and chat for a while

    I’ve got stuff you just might want to see,

    power status and kicks – yes the usual mix,

    with some entropy thrown in for free.

     

    Never mind that you’ve seen it before

    It gets bigger, more hard, all the time

    (like a porno erection): my latest selection

    of hunger consumption and crime.

     

    And it’s do no stop it oh please

    it’s the horror the knowing the pain

    and the fear in their eyes at the latest surprise

    as I play it again and again.

     

    So don’t bother to think you’ll escape

    me, you won’t: shake me off and grow older

    a while and apace – then the look on your face

    when I tap you once more on the shoulder.

     

    What’s that? You’re not pulling the plug

    hanging up going to call it a day?

    Now just listen here son, such a thing isn’t done

    I’m the boss around here, what I say -

  • WALTZERS

    Were what you liked most at the fair,

    feared and liked – when you were locked in

    there was no backtracking.

                                                 The buildup

    of impetus, an insolent

    tattooed hand taking your cash, rock

    music pumped up from speakers, rush

    of adrenaline – blood to the head as you spin

    round in the cracker-bright cartons flipped

    wristily outwards and back

    in with a whiplash swoop.

                                               Breath

    whooping chestily, knuckles

    taut as chickenskin, face

    a rictus mask. Mirroring

    your partner’s high fear.

                                            Right

    at the moment you can’t

    take an instant more, the gradual

    calmdown, slack

    racketing wooden floor traversed

    by the easy attendant dodging

    to unbar you from your car.

                                                   A dot-

    and-carry-one off the deck, down

    that ramp towards worn earth which rushed

    up as if it wished

    to reclaim you.

  • WIDE LOAD

    Here comes one more

    of those objects we never

    discuss – prehistoric

    horn a-bawl, setting spoons

    and coffee cups all

    of a zither; its light ricocheting blue

    ice off our mouthing faces

    and the café frontage.

     

    Attended by gauntleted, squat,

    signallers on motorbikes; it rears

    stories high, a long, oblong

    milk-white container so blank

    your hand would skid away

    instantly – without recall

    of texture, give,

    temperature or mass.

     

    Heads averted, we squint in the slip-

    stream of its crawling pomp, hunch

    shoulders, lip-read, breathe

    in sips, till noise

    and size dwindle; exhale

    like undone balloons,

    shrug, resume

    our disagreement.

  • YOU ARE HERE

    Arcades whose medalled doormen leer

    through hanging gardens, tier on tier

    of lilies to the stratosphere -

    you missed that turnoff, now you’re on

    the road which leads to Babylon.

     

    Where wayside vendors, taking pains

    to suit all comers, hold up chains,

    keys, rubber gloves with faecal stains

    and divers manuals upon

    the unplumbed sinks of Babylon.

     

    A prophet sights his golden cow,

    kicks up a rabid, holy row;

    it ambles past him anyhow.

    He grits his loins, one sandal gone,

    and hops it back to Babylon.

     

    Pursued by dog-packs, trailing wires

    from skulls, past minarets, domes, spires,

    mixed smoke from barbecues and pyres.

    Inhale, relax and radio on,

    just motor into Babylon.

     

    Think! This was once a wind-stirred track

    through desert, with a total lack

    of all amenities. Turn back?

    You’re joking; it’s become the one-

    way system – pride of Babylon.